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Jealous of Your Cigarette 02

by Ben on July 17, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Posted In: WebComic
└ Tags: #YYC, 4th street, Alberta, Ben Rankel, Calgary, Canada, cigarette, coffee, Mission, purple perk, second cup, SW, webcomic

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  1. Bearman
    Bearman
    July 17, 2011 at 7:21 pm | # | Reply

    …cuz he only has two hands????

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 17, 2011 at 7:37 pm | # | Reply

      Question answered! Case closed! :)

  2. san francisco slim
    san francisco slim
    July 17, 2011 at 7:27 pm | # | Reply

    because canada is cold and coffee is the only way to keep one’s hands warm without looking silly for holding 3kg of boiled moose meat

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 17, 2011 at 7:36 pm | # | Reply

      Oh Kenny, poor misguided Kenny. No one looks silly holding 3kg of boiled moose meat in Canada – cause we ALL do it!

  3. AG
    AG
    July 18, 2011 at 3:46 pm | # | Reply

    Whoa…these two have quite the relationship. Kurt is a little possessive.

    • Ben
      Ben
      July 18, 2011 at 9:54 pm | # | Reply

      I think it’s more just a close friendship.

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 20, 2011 at 2:24 pm | # | Reply

      You did it! you won!

  4. Spencer
    Spencer
    July 18, 2011 at 3:46 pm | # | Reply

    I’d have to agree with the coffee comment to a degree. When I knew I had to wait for the train I would often grab a tea from Second Cup or S’bucks. Works way better than gloves.

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 18, 2011 at 9:56 pm | # | Reply

      It’s a technique I’ve often used.

  5. scott
    scott
    July 18, 2011 at 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    …also, why did he litter?
    Ben, why did you let him litter in a comic?
    That makes you a virtual litter enabler!!

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 18, 2011 at 9:57 pm | # | Reply

      It’s ok – it’s biodegradable!

  6. scott
    scott
    July 18, 2011 at 3:55 pm | # | Reply

    The REALLY interesting thing here is that inside those two coffee cups are two smaller coffee cups.

  7. James Zintel
    James Zintel
    July 18, 2011 at 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    Clearly it took him two months to get those coffees.

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 18, 2011 at 9:58 pm | # | Reply

      The lines were long?

    • adamlucienroy
      adamlucienroy
      August 3, 2011 at 4:50 pm | # | Reply

      Ha!

  8. Kim
    Kim
    July 18, 2011 at 4:25 pm | # | Reply

    Getting two drinks makes drinking alone seem less pathetic with the added bonus of feeling infinitely lonelier.

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 18, 2011 at 9:59 pm | # | Reply

      I’m not saying I’ve done this but I’ve done this.

      Of course, when I buy two bagels and only one coffee I’m judged as well.

  9. dale
    dale
    July 18, 2011 at 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, I half to agree. I hear my wife’s voice when I read this. Something’s up between these two.

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 18, 2011 at 9:59 pm | # | Reply

      Friends try to help friends stick to the things they try to stick to.

  10. Brooke
    Brooke
    July 18, 2011 at 5:51 pm | # | Reply

    The coffee is for his new girlfriend, also smoking is bad. Bad Ernest!

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 18, 2011 at 10:00 pm | # | Reply

      You’re half right.

  11. Chelsea
    Chelsea
    July 19, 2011 at 9:45 am | # | Reply

    “I haven’t heard from you in two fucking months”…my sentiments exactly Ernest! Glad to see them back. I agree with Brooke, the other coffee must be for the new girl.

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      July 19, 2011 at 10:51 am | # | Reply

      Who is the second coffee intended for!? Find out next week in the latest instalment of Wretched Little Creatures – only on CKRW Talk Radio!

  12. Shane Wright
    Shane Wright
    July 22, 2011 at 10:42 pm | # | Reply

    Holy cappuccino… Ernest was smoking one cigarette for more than two months waiting for Kurt. I’m sensing a time paradox here, Ben.

    • Ben Rankel
      Ben Rankel
      August 4, 2011 at 10:03 am | # | Reply

      It was one of those long cigarettes.

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